You Know You’re a CMU Architect-In-Training When…

  1. IT’S 5AM AND YOUR NOT ALONE
  2. YOU’RE NOT SURE IF YOU HAD A MEAL (YOU DIDN’T)
  3. YOU STARE AT A LINE FOR AN HOUR
  4. THE WEEKEND COMES TO SOON
  5. THE PEOPLE WHO WORK AT ENTROPY AT 1:30 AM KNOW YOU BY NAME
  6. YOU REALIZE THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR DORM WAS 72 HOURS AGO
  7. YOU REALIZE THAT YOU WON’T SEE IT FOR ANOTHER 72 HOURS
  8. YOU HAVE ALL 8 FINGERS BUT NO THUMBS
  9. YOU STILL HAVE ALL YOUR MEAL BLOCKS LEFT
  10. WHEN YOU HAVE TO MAKE LIST LIKE THIS
  11. WHEN YOUR WORST 2 DAYS ARE SATURDAY AND SUNDAY
  12. YOUR FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK IS MONDAY AFTER 5PM
  13. YOU ONLY WRITE IN CAPS
  14. THE ONLY SLEEP YOU GET IS ON WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY MORNINGS
  15. YOU REFERENCE ARCHITECTURE IN GOOD MOVIES
  16. YOU GET MORE ARCH-GASMS THAN ORGASMS
  17. YOU FEEL ENTITLED TO EXPLORE EVERY INCH OF THE BUILDING YOU INHABIT
  18. YOU FAINT, WAKE UP 5 SECONDS LATER AND GO BACK TO WORK
  19. YOUR IDEA OF A “BREAK” IS SKETCHING IN YOUR SKETCH BOOK AND/OR DOING WORK FOR OTHER CLASSES
  20. YOUR EXCITED TO GET PENCIL COVERS AND NOT CANDY
  21. YOU CRY OVER THE TINIEST RIP OR CREASE IN YOUR PAGE
  22. YOU FORGET WHAT FOOD TASTES LIKE
  23. PEOPLE AT THE ART STORE KNOW YOU BY NAME AND KNOW WHAT DAYS YOU’RE MOST LIKELY TO COME
  24. YOU REFER TO STUDIO AS THE PLACE YOU LIVE
  25. SI SINOR CRACK CHICKEN IS THE MAIN PART OF YOUR DIET
  26. YOU SEE SAM SANDERS MORE THAN YOUR ROOMMATE
  27. TWO SAM’S PASS OUT AND REQUIRE EMS WITHIN 24 HOURS
  28. YOU GET EXCITED TO FIT 20 PEOPLE INTO MM ELEVATOR
  29. ITS HALLOWEEN WEEKEND AND YOUR IN STUDIO INSTEAD OF PARTYING
  30. YOU THINK OF MODULAR HOUSING WHILE USING THE BATHROOM
  31. YOU CUT YOURSELF AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS THE INCONVENIENCE
  32. YOU CRITIQUE TED MOSBY’S ARCHITECTURAL LECTURES WHILE WATCHING HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
  33. YOU VISIT THE FIRST AID KIT MORE THAN YOUR DORM ROOM
  34. YOU HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT MULLIONS
  35. YOU SEE PROJECTION LINES EVERYWHERE
  36. YOU SEE PEOPLE OUT PARTYING ON A SATURDAY NIGHT AND  YOU THINK “WHAT ARE THEY DOING OUT ON A ……OH , THAT’S RIGHT”
  37. YOU SEE EMS WALK PAST  MULTIPLE TIMES WITHIN A HALF HOUR
  38. YOU WALK AROUND THE UC ON OCTOBER 31ST AND WONDER WHY PEOPLE ARE WEARING COSTUMES
  39. YOU GO THROUGH A HUNDRED BLADES IN ONE WEEKEND AND YOU’RE NOT SOME CREEPY KILLER
  40. YOU WONDER WHY YOU’RE PAYING FOR HOUSING  WHEN STUDIO IS HOME
  41. YOU WALK INTO IDM AND THERE IS ONLY 1/8 OF THE CLASS PRESENT
  42. YOU PULL AN ALL NIGHTER AND REALIZE YOU NEED TO PULL ONE EVERY DAY TO GET ALL YOU WORK DONE
  43. YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT GETTING 2 HOURS OF SLEEP AT NIGHT
  44. YOU MAKE A LIST OF THE BEST SLEEPING SPOTS AROUND STUDIO
  45. YOU WALK DOWN THE HALLWAY AND THINK ABOUT DRAWING IT IN PERSPECTIVE
  46. YOU’RE UPSET ABOUT SLEEPING IN
  47. YOU HAVE EMS ON SPEEDDIAL
  48. NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU RECUT THE WALL IT JUST WON’T FIT
  49. YOU SPELL ELEVATOR AS ELEVATION
  50. SECOND YEAR STUDIO PROFFESORS TELL YOU TO MAKE SAM SLEEP
  51. WEEKENDS ARE URBAN LEGENDS LIKE LEPRICANS AND UNICORNS
  52. YOU’RE BEST FRIEND IS A GLUE GUN

Feel free to add on any more 🙂

-1st SEMESTER Studio B

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